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Three double cheeseburgers, three large
fries, one special salad and three diet

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cokes. Would you like a dessert with
that?

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You get a free dessert because you've
spent over £10, is it?

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Actually, I think that's fine. Thank
you.

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Have you got everything from your server
that you asked for?

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Sorry, everything that I... Asked for.
Is it that you've got everything from

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your server that you asked for?

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But is this the best that you've ever
been served in a burger bar?

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Sorry? Is it that I'm the best server
you've ever seen in a burger bar?

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Well, you're certainly very efficient.

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Employee of the month, though.

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Well, that's a great achievement.

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I'm going to go now.

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Are you employee of the month, then?

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No, I'm not.

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So you've never been employee of the
month, then?

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I'm afraid my firm of lawyers don't have
employee of the month.

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Well, shut up, then.

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I don't work here, though. What, you're
standing behind the counter?

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Yeah, well, I've got a board waiting for
my order.

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So why are you in that uniform?

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Right, it's only a uniform.

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Well, why are you wearing it, then? I
ain't wearing it. Right, it's got your

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name on it. That ain't my name. It says
Lauren.

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No, it don't.

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Welcome to Billy's Burger Bar. My name
is Lauren.

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Are you laughing at me?

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Yeah, man.

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Right, do you think it's funny?

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Yeah, it's well funny.

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Do you wash cars for a living?

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What? Do you wash cars for 3 .50 an
hour?

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Shut up. Are your best mates at work all
from Poland?

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You are employee of the monster.

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No, I ain't, no. But that is your
photograph, mate.

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No, it ain't, no. That is well bad. You
are going to sell burgers for the rest

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of your life.

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Are you saying I'm fat?

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No. Are you saying I should be American?

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No, I'm not. Am I a big fat yank,
though?

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No, you're not. Are you calling my mum a
lard ass?

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No, I'm not.

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Are you saying they need a crane to get
my dad out of bed?

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It's one o 'clock.

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Lauren, it's Billy Burger hour.

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Come on.

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You do look like him, though.

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Right. Face.

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Bothered. Look. Face. Bothered. Am I
bothered? No, but I ain't even bothered.

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Look at my face. Look at my face. Billy
Burger. Face. No, I ain't even bothered.

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Polish. Car wash.

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No, I ain't bothered.

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Can I have a dog cheeseburger, please?

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Do you want fries?

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Remember what Daddy told you about
sports day?

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That taking part is everything.

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You win with dignity and lose with pride
in the knowledge that you did your

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absolute best.

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Remember, whatever happens here today,
Mummy and Daddy are immensely proud of

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you. Thank you, Mummy.

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OK, darlings, now.

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It's nearly time.

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In perpetuo venturi.

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In perpetuo venturi.

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Taylor Thomas.

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Imogen Fitzroy Ferguson.

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In lane four, Fergus Fitzroy Ferguson.

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In lane five, Amelia Harvey Henry.

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Don't you dare talk about my Tommy like
that. I said to her, I'll talk about

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your Tommy however I like. So help me
God, the lady, good for nothing,

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skiving drunk.

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Isn't that the truth? And then she had
the audacity to call me a liar.

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Mummy. Did you get any work today, son?

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Aye, I picked up a bit of hard carrying
down at the quarry. Good man.

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Me, a liar.

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I said to her, who do you think you are,
hurling insults around like that?

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Mummy. I've done you bacon and potatoes
for your tea.

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I said there's only one liar around
here, and that's you, and that's no lie.

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You told her, then? Indeed I did.

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Mummy, I need to speak to you. Have you
been fighting with the McVeigh brothers

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again, Johnny?

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Have you?

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No, it's not that. Have you been
joyriding around this estate? Because if

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have, you're failing to touch the
ground. No, Mummy.

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Have you got Murray McCafferty's
daughter in the trouble?

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Mummy, please, if you just listen.

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Well, would you spit it out, son? What's
the matter with you?

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I'm gay.

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I'm a gay man.

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You're a what?

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I'm a gay man now, Mummy.

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Are you sure?

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Aye.

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Great. I have a new pencil store
upstairs. Come on and see if I've got

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for it.

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Is that you, darling?

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Yeah.

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Did they get off all right? All packed
up and ready to go.

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Oh, I will miss them.

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That's the last of them now, isn't it?

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Poor Lena died last year.

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Don't see old Kate since she went to
live with her daughter and now they've

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carted poor Tommy and Dolly off to the
nut house.

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No, it's not a nut house. It's sheltered
accommodation.

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Call it what you like, love. They'll
still be splashing about in their own

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piddle -cum -tea time.

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At least they've not split them up.

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Oh, you can't split up twins, darling.

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Tommy and Dolly must, though, have lived
together for 60 -odd years.

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Are they inseparable?

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No, they ain't Siamese.

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I mean, that is dreadful, that, though,
isn't it, eh?

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I mean, when they joined at the hip,
they got half a chance, but when it's

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great walloping head and two bodies
hanging off it, you don't know where to

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look.

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it on the telly.

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American pair they are.

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One of them rolls about on a trolley,
the other one's a country and western

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singer.

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I mean, fair's fair. I'm all for the
Special Olympics, but I ain't got to

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fucking records.

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Nan, I didn't mean that. I meant, are
they close?

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They're stuck together at the end. How
close do one of them?

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I meant... Ollie and Tommy.

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Oh, what? Oh, Jack. Oh, they're devoted
to each other, darling.

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They never lived more than ten minutes
apart, even when they were married.

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Oh,

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we have had some laughs over the years,
though, I know that much. During the

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war, we was all evacuated together down
to Wiltshire.

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We ended up in a lovely old farmhouse
with a big dummy pat back.

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Oh, she was a beast, though, the woman
who looked after us.

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She made us leave our shoes at the door.

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I'll never forget the first letter Dolly
and Tommy wrote home.

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It said, Mother, get us on the first
train out of here. She won't let us wear

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shoes in the house and there's a big
pile of shit in the garden.

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I didn't want.

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Oh,

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well, tell our tom, tell our daughter.

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That's the end of an era, that is.

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I'm all on my own now, aren't I?

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Oh, no, they nearly forgot. They asked
me to give you this.

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Who is it?

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A little present.

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Oh, they didn't ask you to, did they?

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Oh, and that kind of them.

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Oh, I wasn't expecting that.

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Oh, that's... Choke me up, that is.

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Well, look at that. That's cost a few
quid, isn't it?

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It's a wooden squirrel.

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It's a wooden...

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There's an inscription.

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Some people come into our lives and go
quickly.

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Others stay a while, leave their
footprints on our heart, and we are

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the same.

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Oh, they want shooting, they really do.

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Man, Dolly and Tommy don't have much,
but they still wanted to buy you this.

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It might not be a lot, but it's a token
of their gratitude for all the years of

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friendship and good times you had
together.

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Yeah, look, I'll speak to you Monday.

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OK, bye.

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Damn, that is so annoying.

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What's that?

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Well, I'm supposed to be playing tennis
tomorrow and my usual partner's just let

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me down.

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I've got a big tournament next week and
I need someone really good to practice

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with.

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I can do that.

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Really? You play?

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Yeah. You free tomorrow?

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Yeah. Great.

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Let's just have a quick knock -up.

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Yeah, just a minute.

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I shouldn't have eaten that mashed
potato.

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Sorry,

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what balls are you playing with?

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Tennis.

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Yeah, I thought so.

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Out.

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Have you ever played tennis before?

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Yeah.

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Can I have a go at firing one now?

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Oh,

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you can't miss it from there, are we?

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John?

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John?

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John?

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He's nice, isn't he, John?

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Go on. Are you blind or what?

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John.

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John.

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Oh, he is nice.

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Dear him, John.

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Do you hear about our John Kieran?

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He's a gay mom now.

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Aye, I know.

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Fifteen million he's worth. Aye, right.

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John, would you look at the buns on her?

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I would.

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Would you give over? Just because I'm
gay doesn't mean I think about sex all

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time. Now, would you calm down and let
us watch the match?

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I bet he's got a really nice...

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Oh, it was lovely.

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Michaela had her school play.

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How did she do?

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Cos I was worried about her, what with
her being remedial and borderline

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dyslexic.

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She was great, and she looked so cute in
a little fairy costume.

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I couldn't be happier for you.

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Can I borrow your nice red biro?

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Yeah, sure.

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I'll tell you where it is.

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Some of the other girls down at the
Union of Catholic Mothers are doing a

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fundraiser. Oh, another one.

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I'm doing a fun run, dressed as a bottle
of Cinzano.

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For all the little battered husbands of
Gateshead.

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Battered husbands?

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Is that a serious problem in Gateshead?

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Did you know that every 38 minutes, some
poor little fella, who and his wife...

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Calls his name, cowers in a corner and
shits his pants.

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Wow, I didn't know that.

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If you don't believe me, log on to the
website, www .chinnedbythemisses .co

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No, I do believe you. How far are you
running?

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42 miles.

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42 miles?

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It's not far, pet.

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Not when you think of all those poor
little chaps whose only thanks for

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away the breakfast dishes is a bottle in
the face.

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How much shall I put you down for?

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Oh, God, yeah.

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Well, put me down for 10p a mile.

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10p a mile.

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£4 .20.

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To lug an eight -foot fiberglass bottle
of Cinzano.

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42 miles.

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For all those poor wee lads who cannae
stand up to their missus cos they know

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their heart they're as soft as shite.

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Right, yeah, see what you mean.

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20 pence, then?

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£8 .40.

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It's just that... No, £8 .40 it is,
Pess. It's all I can afford. Let's say

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more about it cos I wouldn't want it to
come between us.

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Now you know what it feels like.

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Don't think we don't know what you've
been saying, Boris, behind our backs

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either. Right.

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Well, Rosemary.

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Well, Kathleen.

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Will you be marching with us on Sunday,
Rosemary?

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Aye, we'll show the bastard.

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How's your Martin?

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Fine. He'll be out soon, no doubt.

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Fifteen years?

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Aye. Well, he's a hard man, but he's a
principled man.

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Aye, he is that.

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Did you hear about our John?

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He's a gay man now.

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Is that so?

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Pop round later, John.

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We've just had new tongue and groove in
our bathroom. You will die.

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Mind if I join you?

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No, of course not.

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You finally got out of your meeting,
then. Yeah.

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I don't believe this.

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What's wrong?

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One of our curling teams just dropped
out of tonight's match.

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Oh, no, it's a really important game as
well.

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I can do that.

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You're a curler?

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Yeah.

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My friends are quite good.

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Great.

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OK, I'm only going to play enough
weight...

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12 foot 28 be enough weight, do you
think? Yeah.

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Dear John's a gay man now.

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Aye.

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What of it?

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Right.

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Do these turn -ups work with these
boots?

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So, who are we visiting today?

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Teddy Morris, innit?

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I've told you about him a thousand
times. What a character.

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I've had some laughs over the years.

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He'd have us in stitches.

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What a mimic.

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He could take anyone off. It was like
they were sitting in the room next to

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His chairman Mao was uncanny.

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He could have turned professional, you
know, but of course he didn't need to.

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He was one of the finest paedophiles in
London.

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What? Oh, what he didn't know about feet
was no -one's feet.

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I'll come up and see you, don't I?

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Oh, right.

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I really love it to see you. Oh, dear.

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Oh, go on then, now.

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Oh, here he goes. Oh, of course.

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Go and have a pony.

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And son Jamie. Go on, show him your
chairman mail.

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Why don't you see this?

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It's far clear.

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Oh, well.

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Oh, never mind. Let's come back
tomorrow. Poor son's exhausted.

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Here, give him the present.

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Here, I won't wait, you two. I'll leave
the present there, sweetheart. I'll see

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you soon.

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God bless, sweetheart.

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Excuse me, darling.

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Mr. Morris has fallen asleep, but we
left a lovely present there for him.

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you make sure he gets it? Of course.

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Must have blasted your sweat up.

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Lady Mayor.

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Nurse. Nurse.

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Do you know where my visitors went?

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Well, you fell asleep, Mr. Morris, so
they've gone home.

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Oh. But they've left you a present.

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Oh, really?

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Oh, a present.

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Oh. Oh.

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Good.

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Come into our lives and go quickly.

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Others stay a while, leave their
footprints on our heart, and we are

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the same.

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What a fucking liberty.

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Oh, no.

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Jesus. Are you all right?

323
00:23:40,150 --> 00:23:41,810
No, I'm having a bit of a nightmare,
actually.

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What's the matter?

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Well, I've got all the intellectual CEOs
from around the world in this room.

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In ten minutes, the annual summit's
supposed to take place.

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They've thrown thousands of miles to get
here and my translator hasn't turned

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up.

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I need to find someone who can translate
into seven different languages.

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Well, I can do that.

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Yeah, I did a TEFL in my gap year.

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Welcome back to London, ladies and
gentlemen. This is Helen Marsh, who'll

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interpreter today.

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So, without further ado, let's
address... Section 1 .1. Multinational

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profiteering for the financial year 2005
-2006.

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Helen.

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Hurdy -gurdy -gurdy.

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I don't know.

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my sandwich.